Dream cure 🦄

Last night I dreamed that my doctors and nurses were trying to convince me to try a new and revolutionary treatment for myasthenia gravis.

They wanted me to eat just the tips of unicorn hair.

I was looking at the unicorn whose tail they had just trimmed and I was thinking “that’s just a horse with glitter hair extensions. Y’all are crazy”.

They also mentioned dragon scales but those are just impossible to find.

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